...so got my period on thursday, which means i'm most probably not pregnant! so my uterus and i are not on speaking terms, well, unless you call swearing and cursing, speaking terms, cause then i'm speaking, my uterus hasn't dared reply. i feel like boycotting the entire reproductive system from my ovaries all the way down to my, for lack of a better word, vaJJ. guess that would be like cutting off your nose to spite your face. just don't think she should be rewarded for non performance and a substandard attitude, i'm a designer for god's sakes i work to deadlines!!!
so i'll do a pregnancy test on monday, just in case it's the same situation as siena, the 'psuedo period', but alas i've decided that if i am not pregnant, we're gonna wait until april to try again, why you may ask, two reasons, firstly i would prefer to not have a child in nov/dec as children born in the later half of the year statistically struggle emotionally and academically in school, now there's a 50/50 chance they'd get my amazing genes in the brains department, which would render the entire subject mute, but not willing to risk it! secondly then we can live it up in bali, eat drink and be merry, and not have to worry about passing out on the plane either. then the third reason, something to consider if you're thinking of trying for a baby soon, check your medical aid and how much they cover, you can take gap cover for the difference or a hospital insurance policy that pays out cash when you're in hospital, BUT both have a 12 month waiting period til birth!
so, watch this space, maybe it'll be happy unexpected news, in which case i'll spoil my vaJJ for job well done, and to apologise for the swearing, or it'll be the expected one stripe/negative and i may be miserable and sulky for a while.
have an amazing nutella fudge recipe, so if it's negative, a condolence chocolate fudge for my aching heart! maybe a congratulatory chocolate fudge...mmm...either way i eat fudge, i like this plan...
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